Written by Skudehavnen CC at 16:27 26/7-2020
Cobbleboys from Skudehavnen CC please listen: For now 2 days we have had
2 crashes, 2 mechanical issues and 1 off day. Come on Pheneas, yesterday you
were cruising 6 km, only 6 f*cking kilometers, and today you have an off day?
We're racing the most important race for this season, and our starrider got an
offday on day 2, that's not good enough, young man! And Adrian, 2 mechanical
issues on the same day, we have told him hundreds of times that gearshifter is
on the right side of the handlebars, he is 35 yo and this is basic bikeknowledge
for dummies, come on man, thats ridiculous. And to Bjarne and Thibault, rule
no.1 to avoid crashes: Keep both of your hands on the handlebars, even when
your eating belgian waffles with jam, idiots!
Yesterday the whole bikeworld were laughing at us, An average TT-team, with
only one cobbler in the line up, and he was injuried, were racing the hell out of
our brave cobbleteam. That was a disaster, and where were you cobbleboys,
nowhere, shame on you!
Today we're facing the hardest and most unforgiven stage in the tour. We will
meet cobblechallenges on a whole different level, and we'll have to show up,
telling the whole world that we're in cobblebusiness by seriously reasons.
Today we will show the chillies what real cobblers are made of, we will remove
our disgraceful efforts from yesterdays disaster, and we will fight even the
strongest chili with the worlds biggest cojones. Come on cobbleboys, go get 'em!!!
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